So you're walking down the hallway, minding your own business, trying to get to class without dropping the 987654 pounds of laptops and books you are carrying. *cute boy passes all heads turn* and you hear "OH MY GOODNESS HE IS SO CUTE." I know I see him everywhere" "I'm going to marry him" etc etc. okay so not too weird, I know every girl in that hall way was probably thinking the EXACT same thing... or has at some point. Not the weird part comes in when you overhear the WEIRD extremely creepy part of the conversation between the 3 girls walking in front of you. “AHH. I found his face book the other day! I'm going to send the link to all of you!" oh my goshh! How’d you find it! I'm so excited! Now we can facebook stalk him!" “Oh, don't worry, I already facebook stalked him and know all about him... I even get his statuses sent to my phone.”..... Yes. Seriously. That happened. And sadly, that's not the worst thing I’ve heard. But probably one of the most school appropriate....
Now I know what you are thinking “Kaitlyn, didn't you describe yourself as a falconer?" yes, yes I did... but I don't take it to the level of literal stalkage.... I just find out things about people by accident. Through the grape vine... and through yearbook. So this blog will be all about the things I overhear in the hallways that I probably shouldn't have heard, but make me laugh/ creep me out/ make me ponder the future of our society. And since MOST of the things aren't school appropriate, you may find random words through the blog that make no sense whatsoever in the context they are being used in... That’s because I cannot say what really happened, so I will leave it up to your imagination what the inserted word truly means.
So here's the beginning of a blog that I hope will make you laugh. Because life is hilarious... and usually the interpretations of tidbits of other peoples lives are even funnier.

Excellent beginning! I love the voice you put in your writing, Kaitlyn. I can tell already that I'm going to enjoy following your blog and hearing life in the halls through your ears.
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